1. Twenty little painted toenails.
2. Long fluttering eyelashes attached to four puppy dog eyes.
3. Two mischievous smiles.
4. Endless parades of kisses.
5. Dance recitals.
6. Holding hands crossing the street.
7. Snuggling on the couch.
8. Bedtime stories.
9. Uncontrollable giggles.
10. Tears of Joy.
11. Princess costumes.
12. Playing family.
13. Mounds of stuffed animals.
14. Pink (the color).
15. Smiley faces, Peace signs and Hearts.
16. Pictures on the refrigerator.
17. Helping with homework.
18. A renewed appreciation for cupcakes.
19. Freckled cheeks.
20. Swing sets
21. Are we there yet?
22. Scraped knees and elbows to kiss and make better.
23. Being needed.
24. Being Wanted.
25. Being Loved.
26. Fatherhood.
If it weren't for my kids, I'd be celebrating useless, lazy, selfish, asshole person day.
Today I'm counting my blessings.
- Out-Numbered
- Jason Mayo is Out-Numbered. He is married and has two amazingly smart and beautiful daughters. They all live together and give each other much love and headaches. In 2010 Jason was chosen by BlogHer as one of the top 100 voices of the year. In 2011 and 2012 Jason made Babble's Top 50 Dad Bloggers list. In 2013 he was named to the "25 Dads Who Rock" list published by Working Mother, keeping company with Barak Obama, Jay-Z and Brad Pitt. Jason recently published his first children's book, "Do Witches Make Fishes?" All of the profits from the book are donated to The Garden of Dreams Foundation. Jason never thought he'd have daughters and now he'll always be, Outnumbered.
Buy this book and get a free pass to heaven.
All profits go to charity
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