Monday, January 4, 2010

My Staycation: Five Haikus...

I Hate You...

May I have candy?

You must first eat your supper.

You're mean. I hate you.


Black Princess, kiss frog.

Blue tits in 3D. Popcorn!

The Chipmunks must die.

Home Gym...

Fifteen pound sand weights.

HDTV on the wall.

Can't do one pull-up.

Carpet Shopping...

Bedroom needs carpet.

So many patterns to choose.

Are you hungry? Soup.

Fat Ass...

I can't stop eating.

Crescent rolls with meat surprise.

BAM! Diarrhea.

Kids yelling at me.
Getting fatter by the day.
I was Out-Numbered...