
I Hate You...
May I have candy?
You must first eat your supper.
You're mean. I hate you.

Black Princess, kiss frog.
Blue tits in 3D. Popcorn!
The Chipmunks must die.

Fifteen pound sand weights.
HDTV on the wall.
Can't do one pull-up.

Bedroom needs carpet.
So many patterns to choose.
Are you hungry? Soup.

I can't stop eating.
Crescent rolls with meat surprise.
BAM! Diarrhea.
Kids yelling at me.
Getting fatter by the day.
I was Out-Numbered...