Burning bright in a sea of glowing color.
You were bigger than the others.
A gentle giant.
Don't look at me like that with your C-Span eyes.
You had me at Hola.
We have no room for you. Too much clutter. We already have two babies.
Stop it! You know how I love Infomercials. That was a dirty trick.
One Hundred weeks and free shipping? Who says you can't buy happiness?
I want you. I need you. I feel dirty.
We like the same things; Football, Hockey, Planet of the Apes.
How will I tell my wife? She'll be jealous. I don't want to hurt her.
I heard a rumor. Is it true you're fifty inches?
Ohhhhh. Naughty.
I've never had one that big.
You know what they say?
We could do it from every angle. That's your thing, right?
I like to watch.
If I take you now, we could be together by the weekend.
Easy like Sunday Morning. Just like the song.
I don't even know your name.
Shhhhhh. Don't say a word.
I'm going to take you home.
I don't care if I have to pay for it.
It's worth it.
You can't put a price on happiness.
Bigger is definitely better.
Now that we're together, I won't be Out-Numbered any longer...
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