Monday, October 26, 2009

Ode To Plasma...

You were lonely but not alone.

Burning bright in a sea of glowing color.

You were bigger than the others.

A gentle giant.

Don't look at me like that with your C-Span eyes.

You had me at Hola.

We have no room for you. Too much clutter. We already have two babies.

Stop it! You know how I love Infomercials. That was a dirty trick.

One Hundred weeks and free shipping? Who says you can't buy happiness?

I want you. I need you. I feel dirty.

We like the same things; Football, Hockey, Planet of the Apes.

How will I tell my wife? She'll be jealous. I don't want to hurt her.

I heard a rumor. Is it true you're fifty inches?

Ohhhhh. Naughty.

I've never had one that big.

You know what they say?

We could do it from every angle. That's your thing, right?

I like to watch.

If I take you now, we could be together by the weekend.

Easy like Sunday Morning. Just like the song.

I don't even know your name.

Shhhhhh. Don't say a word.

I'm going to take you home.

I don't care if I have to pay for it.

It's worth it.

You can't put a price on happiness.

Bigger is definitely better.

Now that we're together, I won't be Out-Numbered any longer...